Bowl Recap: White out, Butt hurt, Buckeyes goose egg
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There were a lot of games we thought would be good, but weren’t (Clemson/Ohio State, Auburn/Oklahoma, LSU/Louisville). And some that were unexpectedly good (USC/Penn State, Idaho/Colorado State).
And then there was Brent Musburger lauding, then defending, then backpedaling over Oklahoma’s Mixon.
Brent Musburger should have avoided talking about the Joe Mixon incident and just stuck with objectifying women.
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 3, 2017
Your two Igno Rant hosts talk all the bowl action, plus recap the Bama and Auburn games!
an Ohio State University, Dabo Knows Ohio State, My kingdom for a quarterback!, Non Offensive Touchdowns
2016 Bowled Predictions
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Don’t let bad bowl predictions rain on your parade, listen to the experts at Igno Rants tell you exactly how not to choose the winner! Listen and share this week’s podcast.
Also, be sure to check out our newest sponsor, Jerlene, the auto-maided (mobile) home assistant for country folk. We’d shore appresheate a FUNNY vote on the video.
Championship Week Recap: Lowering the boom goes the dynamite
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Thank you, Clemson, for not putting you overmatched opponent away. Thank you, B1G, for not having Ohio State in your title game. Both of those were great games. The SECCG, on the other hand…
Wouldn’t wish this on anyone….. https://t.co/d32txQ50Iw
— Cole Cubelic (@colecubelic) December 5, 2016
Jeremy & Carey recap all the action, plus attempt to discover controversy in the CFP rankings.
At least the Buffs can smoke away their tears legally, from P-U to PSU - bringing back the Nittany Lions, Reuben "bananas" Foster
Championship Week Pickcast: Howling at the moon
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Look, y’all. We’re going to be straight with you. There are some good games (on paper) scheduled for this weekend, but not the SEC Championship Game. This isn’t 2008/2009 when the Bama/Florida matchup effectively was the semifinal. More…
All announcers suck, But FOX is truly the worst, Color pairings that apparently work on uniforms but nowhere else, Things people will say as preface so they don't get painted as being sexist
Rivalry Week (a.k.a., Bama wins again) Recap
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Somebody was feeling pretty smug about most of his Iron Bowl prediction (we’ll chalk his 30-point margin up to an excess of cheap Thanksgiving port). There’s so much to talk about, from Auburn’s inability to stop the Tide, to Alabama’s unforced errors, to Auburn’s biggest injury being coaching temperament.
Join us for a podcast of joy and excitement!
2.5 yards a carry, Bama's Iron Bowl wins don't need a name, Harb-awwwwwww, Jalen Hurts: Golden Boy, When both sides are yelling "Just run the damn ball!"
IRON BOWL PICKCAST: ‘Nuff said
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It’s Rivalry Week, y’all, so we left it all on the podcast table this episode! Tune in, and send us your thoughts via the website or Twitter!
Week 12 Recap: If firing you is Strong (I don’t wanna be right)
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If Carey and Jeremy are arguing whether a 16-10 LSU/Florida game or Pac-12 game Colorado won by 14 was the most interesting game of the week… then it’s probably the traditional lull before the storm of Rivalry Week!
Check out our recap from this weekend’s games, and then gird up for some Iron Bowl Hatin’! Send us your best (or worst) rivalry jokes, puns, curses, traditions, etc. We promise instant karma for your team for each submission!
To get the creative juices flowing, here’s some traditional limericks (with totally accurate meter):
A certain player on the bayou who got pushy before game, then got pushed in-game:
Ol’ Lenny F. in the pregame started coach shovin’,
But was slowed like a Chick-Fil-A lunch drive in,
It really must smart,
Bless his poor heart,
That each year post-Bama he loses Heisman lovin’.
On the fate of a certain Lone Star coach:
There once was a team down in Austin,
Courted Saban as coach but he crossed ’em,
Their hiring seemed Strong,
But now everything’s wrong,
So Texas is preparing to toss him.
And, to kick off Rivalry Week:
We are ready now for some Iron Bowlin’,
Each team looking t’wards a high goal and,
Whether the Tide do win,
Or Auburn luck kicks in,
We’re both glad we don’t have Dan Mullen.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Cleveland.
Chuck Strong, Lenny Fournette, Saban is a jerk, The Louisville playoff motorcycle skids off the road
Week 12 Pickcast: All games are equal, but some are more equal than others
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We’ve reached the long, dull Sunday afternoon of college football: that time when you know Monday is around the corner, it’s technically still the weekend, but there’s nothing good on TV and frankly everyone feels like taking a nap because they overate at the post-church trip to Bonanza.
That’s right, it’s cupcake tune-up week. Except for you, LSU/Florida. This is a Sugar Bowl play-in, potentially. Outside of that makeup game, though… WOOF!
Still, big thanks to Louisville for getting the weekend started off on a fun note, though!
Bama getting Hurts ready; Auburn just getting hurt, cupcakes redux again
Week 11 Recap: Whelp. So that happened…
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This is why we love college football. And why we drink ourselves into needing an artificial liver because of college football. What more can we say? It’s all in the podcast audio (above).
- Clemson and Michigan still control their own destiny (probably), but Ohio State may have gotten screwed with the Michigan loss.
- Washington, Louisville, Oklahoma all holding their breath and hoping for a wild finish to the season.
- Bama clinches the SEC West and also finds out that Jalen Hurts can actually pass the ball.
- Auburn’s coaching on offense is as mind-bending as a Christopher Nolan marathon.
Also Michiganing and Washingtoning and Auburning, Gus Bus Mistrust, Jalen Hurts: Golden Boy, Nearly Clemsoning
The Week 11 Pickcast is unclenching in stages
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We’re in the back quartile of the regular season, and the pressure is building for many teams. Will they let all that pent-up anxiety out in one ignominious game like Texas A&M, or will they have the constitution to ride the toilet for the long haul? That sentence will make much more sense after you’ve listened to this week’s GLORIOUS podcast, with special insight (it’s good, it’s so good you’re gonna love it, but we’re not gonna tell you what it is, but it’s tremendous) on:
- Washington / USC
- LSU / Arkansas
- Bama / Miss St
- Auburn / Georgia
Don’t forget to listen, like, and share!
all about the matchups, any given 13-week span of Saturdays, Sphincter, staunch the flow!
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