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BREAKING NEWS: Swinging-Gate….Gate

30 Oct , 2013  

 

***Updates will be provided as fast as they come in***

All we know at this point is the Barn cheats.  Bottom line.  This time, it’s with game film.  Apparently they have chosen to only provide a closer-in angle of a two point conversion formation (that they have ran all season long) for Brett Bielema and the Razorbacks to study.  This does NOT provide enough detail for Arkansas to properly dissect such a complex alignment.  Obviously the Coach thinks the game will come down to that extra point.

That’s only half the fun though! It seems that the only violation as of yet is that Coach Bielema discussed this with the media.  Ooops! It’s obviously all part of his master plan though.   Bielema has been on a crusade to save the lives of college football players nationwide who are dying weekly at the hands of the overly physical hurry-up offenses run by the likes of The Barn’s infamous Gustvo Malzahn.  We salute him in his attempts to do anything and everything within his power to distract the Cheatin’ Tigers and their evil coach from killing even one more innocent CFB player.

Hopefully the SEC and the NCAA will step in and help break apart this deadly combination forming on The Plains between the Evil Genius and his talented but diabolical minions.  Something must be done….in a hurry.

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