Happy Football Day, Y’all!

28 Aug , 2014  

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
When out come the homers,
tho we all hate the Domers,
So shed a small tear!
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It’s the hap -happiest season of all
With crazy Big-XII scoring
but Big Ten’s still boring
ACC’s still ’bout round-ball!
It’s the hap – happiest season of all

On Igno Rants we’ll be hosting
Like Clemson we’ll be coasting
But it’ll be a fun show!

There’ll be idiotic predictions,
But made with conviction,
Sound analysis is a fiction,
Between us there’s friction,
Good sense got an eviction,
Your brain’s in constriction,
I found a rhyming diction

It’s the most Wonderful time of the Year!

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