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BREAKING NEWS: Swinging-Gate….Gate

30 Oct , 2013  

 

***Updates will be provided as fast as they come in***

All we know at this point is the Barn cheats.  Bottom line.  This time, it’s with game film.  Apparently they have chosen to only provide a closer-in angle of a two point conversion formation (that they have ran all season long) for Brett Bielema and the Razorbacks to study.  This does NOT provide enough detail for Arkansas to properly dissect such a complex alignment.  Obviously the Coach thinks the game will come down to that extra point.

That’s only half the fun though! It seems that the only violation as of yet is that Coach Bielema discussed this with the media.  Ooops! It’s obviously all part of his master plan though.   Bielema has been on a crusade to save the lives of college football players nationwide who are dying weekly at the hands of the overly physical hurry-up offenses run by the likes of The Barn’s infamous Gustvo Malzahn.  We salute him in his attempts to do anything and everything within his power to distract the Cheatin’ Tigers and their evil coach from killing even one more innocent CFB player.

Hopefully the SEC and the NCAA will step in and help break apart this deadly combination forming on The Plains between the Evil Genius and his talented but diabolical minions.  Something must be done….in a hurry.

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Y’all spread the word now, ya hear?

28 Oct , 2013  

social-media-buttonsIf you like The IgnoRants on College Football Podcasts, which is a stretch, share the links on Facebook or retweet to all those friends of yours. You can listen to our podcasts on the website, or search us on itunes and subscribe, then you can download and listen while in church, during class, at a wedding, or cutting the grass. You can also call and leave a rant at 26 26 0Rant1 and it just might make it on the show. If google+ is your thing, you can also add us to your circles. Now there’s no excuse for you or your friends to be non-ignor..a..ted.

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What If……?

17 Oct , 2013  

If…..IF Auburn somehow pulls out the win on Saturday, they will improve to 6-1. Given the fact they’re playing FAU the following week it’s safe to say they would go on to be 7-1. Auburn would suddenly become big time favorites over Arkansas and Tennessee. It’s easy to believe they could win both those games and then be…..9-1.
If Georgia continues playing the way they have, Auburn would then be favorites in that game as well. 10-1?
AND THEN……hosting Alabama in Jordan-Hare. This season has already turned out much better than national pundits have predicted, but could Auburn be on the brink of finishing the season in the top 10? Just food for thought.

Can Auburn go beyond the "rebuilding season" and finish in the top 10?

Can Auburn go beyond the “rebuilding season” and finish in the top 10?

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Success breeds misery…

13 Oct , 2013  

Well, Auburn cracked the Top-25 thanks to some transitive-property evaluations of their 1 quality win (Ole Miss).  In typical Auburn fashion, they immediately launch into their persecution complex mode:

 

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Dye-abolical: Racist, Sexist, or Just Plain Sensible?

8 Oct , 2013  

IMG_1106Seems Pat Dye is up to his old drunken self still.  Wait, he didn’t say anything racist or sexist?  You say he only made a point that Rice shouldn’t have been nominated to the Bowl Selection Committee because she’s never so much as played a down of football?  The heck you say? More…

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Hurry Up, No Huddle

20 Sep , 2013  

Our first podcast!  Well, shit.  There goes the neighborhood.  On Auburn’s loss to LSU and Bama’s ugly win, plus a whole bunch o’ rabbit trails.

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