The sheer weirdness of 2017 college football is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. But not a fiery Armageddon, no, if 5 weeks of this insanity has taught us anything, it’s that the world will end because all the things that we used to count on — gravity, the rising and setting of the sun, Cam Newton will be involved in another controversy — will suddenly stop being true.
At least a few things have been consistent this year:
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Leonard Faux-nette, amirite? Just kidding, he’s an amazing athlete and I don’t want him to come run me over like so many Auburn players.
This week, Carey phones in from an undisclosed B1G bunker, where he spent the weekend orchestrating Nebraska’s big win (because he was tired of not getting any bold predictions correct).
So tune in and tune out (that’s what my wife does) as we go over:
This is a big one, y’all, and it could turn out to be the weekend that solidifies all the artificial storylines we like about football:
The unstoppable force from Week 3 was bad, bad football play… from everyone except LSU and Ole Miss, it seems. We recap this weekend’s action, including:
Well, for all our hand-wringing each season about how many teams “deserve” to be in the MNC game, it almost always sorts itself out before the bowl selections are made. This year is shaping up the same, as Oregon and Baylor called “uncle” in their respective campaigns.
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Our first podcast! Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood. On Auburn’s loss to LSU and Bama’s ugly win, plus a whole bunch o’ rabbit trails.