Championship Week Pickcast: May the Hoarse be With You

4 Dec , 2015  

There’s nothing better than breaking the ol’ wind pipes cheering your team on to a conference championship.  Which fans will be hoarse on Sunday morning, and which ones will be merely speechless? Find out as we pick not one but two bold upsets for the weekend!  Plus, a little motivation from Rudy…

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Week 13 Pickcast: over-stuffed, under thought RIVALRY WEEK edition

27 Nov , 2015   Video

It’s time: we can finally stop hating on all those places that are playing Christmas music (cause it’s legal as of today), we get to enjoy turkey biscuits for breakfast, and we finally get to see who gets bragging rights for the year (spoiler alert: Bama fans).

Want to know what the most important games of the weekend are? Of course you do! If you had any original thoughts, you wouldn’t bother listening to this podcast. We give you the lowdown on how enjoyable each game is going to be by comparing them to traditional Thanksgiving foods.

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Week 12 Pickcast: What happens at the Waffle House stays at the Waffle House

20 Nov , 2015  

This weekend’s slate of SEC games is about as high quality as the Waffle House coffee: it ain’t exactly good, but it’ll get the job done. Lucky for us, there are some excellent non-Dixieland contests for you to sup on.

Also, Jeremy phones it in this week from a Casio wireless phone purchased from 1990’s Radio Shack.

Also, if you like comedy (why would you, if you listen to us) and Waffle House culture, be sure to check out The Girl From Carolina web series.


Week 11 Pickcast: What’s in a name?

13 Nov , 2015  

We talk some football in this here pickcast, yes. Yes, we do.  We also have our most exciting trivia game yet: How Not to Name Your Team!

  • Missouri’s unfortunate timing using for their new jerseys
  • Stanford / Oregon
  • Baylor / Oklahoma
  • Florida / USC(e)
  • Bama / Miss St
  • Auburn / UGA

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Week 10 Pickcast: the weekend of the stereotypes

6 Nov , 2015  

This is a big one, y’all, and it could turn out to be the weekend that solidifies all the artificial storylines we like about football:

  • Can Mark Richt do just enough to hang on one more year?
  • Will Clemson be able to avoid Clemsoning?
  • Auburn or Texas A&M: which team can redeem a season of disappointment?
  • LSU vs. Alabama is once again the Game of the Year (in the SEC, at least)


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Week 9 pickcast: the devil’s in the details

30 Oct , 2015  

Happy FootBALL-OWEEN, everyone! It’s a quiet week in college football (at least, it looks to be that way), so you’ll have time to put the finishing touches on your Lady Gaga in Outer Space outfit this Saturday.  We’ll compare this weekend’s few interesting games to our favorite horror flicks, so buckle up and enjoy the ride!

Jeremy Johnson attempts a forward pass -- the stuff of Auburn fans' nightmares.

Jeremy Johnson attempts a forward pass — the stuff of Auburn fans’ nightmares.


Week 8 Picks: Hello. My name is Alabama. You put us on probation. Prepare to die.

23 Oct , 2015   Video

It’s the Third Saturday in October* which means it’s time for the annual Bama/Tennessee hate-fest to kick off. Not that those Orange is the new Camo hillbillies in Knoxville know how to make a rivalry game interesting, amirite?

In this podcast, we have:

  • Terribly inappropriate game metaphors
  • Princess Bride references
  • Actual football discussion of
    • Bama vs. UT
    • Auburn vs. Arky
    • A&M vs. Ole Miss, and
    • the Cubs of College Football vs. Miami.

Want to hear more of the Tennessee fans getting trolled? Check out the full post at Bama Hammer.



*Pay no attention to the actual calendar date, please

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Week 7 Picks: the distorted reality of college football

16 Oct , 2015  

We’re entering the final weekend of 2015’s first half, and my how things have changed! Florida was supposed to be rebuilding, but they weren’t, except now they are again. Two USC programs lost a head coach on the same day, and Michigan/Michigan State is a marquee game!  Whudathunk?

The only thing more distorted than Carey’s mic this week is Jeremy’s view of Rod Bramblett’s play-by-play chops.

And fare thee well, HBC. Football’s a lot less interesting without you in it.

Also, Carey, here’s a pro tip:



Week 6 Pickcast: Sensitive Saban and the Smokin’ Hot Wives Club

9 Oct , 2015  

If Thursday night’s upset is any indication, we may have another exciting weekend of topsy-turvy football ahead of us! In addition to picking the biggest games of the week, Carey & Jeremy discuss:

  • Jeremy’s official coach’s spouse crush (spoiler: it’s not Ms. Malzahn),
  • The history of lighting at the Big House,
  • Nick Saban: jerk or soft-hearted manipulator of the media, and
  • A very questionable QB race in Auburn!



Week 5 Pickcast: Full Fiber Breakfast edition

3 Oct , 2015  

No need to adjust your Rant-ennaes, dear listener, your podcast is running a little slow this week.  Like the Auburn Tigers with San Jose State, we need a little Metamucil to get the ol’ plumbing working again.  Be sure to grab your coffee and sit down with us this morning as we cover all the games you care about!