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Week 12 Recap: If firing you is Strong (I don’t wanna be right)

21 Nov , 2016  

If Carey and Jeremy are arguing whether a 16-10 LSU/Florida game or Pac-12 game Colorado won by 14 was the most interesting game of the week… then it’s probably the traditional lull before the storm of Rivalry Week!

Check out our recap from this weekend’s games, and then gird up for some Iron Bowl Hatin’! Send us your best (or worst) rivalry jokes, puns, curses, traditions, etc.  We promise instant karma for your team for each submission!

To get the creative juices flowing, here’s some traditional limericks (with totally accurate meter):

A certain player on the bayou who got pushy before game, then got pushed in-game:

Ol’ Lenny F. in the pregame started coach shovin’,
But was slowed like a Chick-Fil-A lunch drive in,
It really must smart,
Bless his poor heart,
That each year post-Bama he loses Heisman lovin’.

On the fate of a certain Lone Star coach:

There once was a team down in Austin,
Courted Saban as coach but he crossed ’em,
Their hiring seemed Strong,
But now everything’s wrong,
So Texas is preparing to toss him.

And, to kick off Rivalry Week:

We are ready now for some Iron Bowlin’,
Each team looking t’wards a high goal and,
Whether the Tide do win,
Or Auburn luck kicks in,
We’re both glad we don’t have Dan Mullen.

I wouldn't be so sure about that, Cleveland.

I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Cleveland.

Writer, improviser, filmmaker, humorist, homeschooler, and generally opinionated scuttlebug. Find out about all his goings-on at byCarey.com.

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