College Football

Writers Wanted!!!

7 Aug , 2016  

 

Can you write?

Do you consider yourself:

A) Snarky

B) Cheeky

C) Sarcastic

D) Opinionated A-Hole

E) All of the above

 

If this describes you, then we want to hear from you.  We are looking for people just like us to blog about all things college football with strong, un-informed, completely biased, unintelligent content.  Contact us.  We know you can figure out how.

 

Let’s get it.

 


7 Responses

  1. Bill says:

    Jeremy. Dude, I really do admire your optimism. The majority of humans would call you a fucking idiot, but, as the saying goes, “We are all in the gutter, but Jeremy looks at the stars.” I am sure you gained strength and inner peace (as well as a boner) from your man Gus’ latest quote: “Gus Malzahn says Auburn is close – “real close” – to turning around its football fortunes.” Like Robin Williams said, “Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” Geaux Tigers

  2. Jeremy Head says:

    haha! That’s the beauty of it though…..if I lose my optimism, there’s nothing left for me to enjoy about the season. I’m a “glass overflowing” kind of guy. Go good Tigers

    • Bill says:

      Jeremy. First and foremost, I need to say that I hate your fucking guts. However, I also need to point out that even though there was an exciting finish to the game, your Gus Bus outplayed my Bayou Bengals by a lot in every facet of the game. That is not saying much, but at least you haven’t watched your season flush down the toilet with your morning logs. (Or in my case, mourning logs). Now do me proud and win the Iron Bowl.

  3. Bill says:

    PS. You win the game but I win a new coach. All in all, not a bad swap

  4. Bill says:

    Rhett Lashlee Oinks ” This little piggy wants to be head coach”

    Lashlee, while wallowing in his own feces, has contacted Interim Coach Ed Oregon at LSU to find out how he arranged to have Les Miles fired so he could take over. ” I have tried to get Gus on a motorcycle with some broad, but he isn’t falling for it,” Lashlee snorted. The former Arkansas Quarterback, who is credited with Auburn’s impressive wins against NCAA powerhouse Arkansas State and University of Louisiana at Monroe, knows his window of opportunity is closing. “I have to get his ass canned soon or those bastards upstairs will go for Lane Kiffin.”
    In other news, Coach Nick Saban continues to berate his transferring QB for being a quitter. Saban, who swears his shit doesn’t stink, forgot that he left Kent State, Michigan State, LSU and the Miami Dolphins without fulfilling his contractual obligations. Saban doesn’t seem to comprehend that it is okay for him to pursue a better opportunity but not okay for one of his minions. Saban, who also doesn’t believe Miss Terry is a gold digging bitch or that Paul Feinbaum is a bald headed turd, spent the afternoon spit shining his statue in front of the stadium

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